Patriots made Tom Brady a giant birthday cake
Um, hey New England Patriots organization. Did anybody there read The TB12 Method with all its recipes and dietary restrictions that keep Tom Brady ageless despite the fact that he turned 41 on Friday?
Because there's nothing in there about eating a giant No. 12 cake unless it's made of, I don't know, avocados or something:
Patriots reporters: Your only job today is to find out if Brady took a bite.
Here are some other ways the Pats and their fans are celebrating on Friday:
And here are some jokes about Brady's cake:
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