Kim Jong-un impersonator has a better weekend than you, gets hammered, makes out with 40 women

You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a stupid haircut, make yourself into the Supreme Leader of North Korea and make out with a ton of chicks. That's what a man identified only as Jeremy did last weekend. The Hong Kong-based finance worker turned a black dress shirt into a low-fi Kim Jong-un costume, got hammered and had arguably the best time of anyone at the Hong Kong Sevens rugby tournament.

Jeremy told the South China Morning Post that when his barber gave him an irregularly shaved hairstyle, his first reaction was "Oh crap," especially when he realized who it made him look like. But his friends encouraged him to channel his inner Kim and just go with it. So for the Sevens, Jeremy grabbed his most dictatorial dark sunglasses while his pals dressed as his khaki-uniformed generals and they made their way through the stands, chugging beers and picking up women who are like, so into human rights abuses. He told the South China Morning Post 

I went on tour a few times to the bottom of the South Stand, with [my friends] pushing people away and saying 'make way for the Supreme Leader'. They must have done a good job because the people went crazy. [I remember] making out with 30, maybe even 40 girls. I don’t know why but girls seem to like the Supreme Leader. I vaguely remember a guy telling me to kiss his girlfriend.

Although he had a great time getting his Jong-un on, Jeremy insists that he's not going to make a career out of it. "It's just a bit of fun," he said.

Not to be outdone, the real Kim Jong-un has hand-selected between 30 and 40 women to form a "pleasure troupe" responsible for entertaining him. Before the end of the day, he'll probably load them onto Air Force Un and claim that he drank an entire tanker truck of beer and beat the South African rugby team by himself.