Warning: Reading these pilots' confessions will make you afraid of flying

To say we have a complicated relationship with the anonymous secret-sharing app Whisper is an understatement. In recent weeks we've learned far more than we ever really wanted to know about how infrequently the blankets are washed at hotels, how often flight attendants are adding a little something extra to our in-flight beverages, and what airport security agents really think about what's in our carry-on bags. And yet, we can't look away!

Today we're back at it again, scaring ourselves into never flying again with these Whispers from surprisingly drowsy and hyper-aroused pilots. Stow your overhead belongings, buckle your safety belts, and read on if you dare. We're taking off now.

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But at least the magic of flying isn't entirely lost on these pilots below! Wheeeeee!

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